December 19, 1997
My humans have been home far too much lately, and I
can't get any work here done. I hate this. I wish they
would just GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
These pills my human gives me make me so hungry and she
has cut back on my food. Can't she take some pity on me
in this conditon I am in!?!
I love this Christmas tree thing, the flickering lights
are so much fun to watch, and this tree skirt, it feels
so good to rub my tongue on it. Not only that but I've
discovered these humans HATE the sound of me licking
it! HA! That'll teach them not to feed me when I get
Aww drat! Here they come, I can hear that car from a
hundred miles away. I've got to get going before they
catch me here.
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