Bijou's Journal

I'm sorry but it has taken a while to regain access to this blog. Unfortunately Bijou passed away a year ago in August. She was a wonderful kitty, she is sorely missed.

So Mabel has taken to hiding under the bed. She wont come out. She has torn up our human's arm and growls continuously at the dogs. I find the dogs amusing to watch. Like the other day. I was sitting at the bottom of the stairs, they were out side. My human had slid the glass door shut so that I couldn't go out there like I did last time. So I sat in the hall watching the dogs. The little black one they call Christian came up on the porch, the other one is old like me but she has a harder time climbing stairs, she was moving slow. Well, Christian spots me and runs forward. I hear GLONG! As he runs nose first into the glass door. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. My human couldn't stop laughing. The other human ran toward the door to find out what the noise was and started calling Christian stupid... yes, he IS stupid. Dogs are very stupid. If only Mabel could stop being angry long enough to realize we are the superior animals in this house.

So like, I'm in a totally new place, I really want to explore but I'm trapped in a bathroom with no windows. There are these two dogs who keep chasing after me and my poor friend Mabel. The trip here was awful. I was jammed into a tiny plastic box, I had to go but couldn't get out to get to my litterbox I ended up pooping all over myself. It was just terrible. I was trapped in my own excrement for a very long time. All my crying did NOTHING to get that human to help me.

Then we arrive here, she tries to clean me up but all I wanted was to be left alone. Mabel was completely terrorized. She wouldn't even leave her box. We were left there in the bathroom for about a week! We were abandonded and imprisoned! I never would have dreamed my human could do something like that to me.

Finally the door opened and we were allowed to leave but then the dogs appeared. They barked at us and chased us back into the bathroom. Only just this weekend was I able to get out, sit in a window and find the computer. I'm telling you this is nothing but TORTURE! And poor Mabel, she's going to be scarred for life.

I have made it downstairs with the human from time to time, there's a nice new couch, but there's also this guy... he talks nicely to me and pets me....he seems OK....but I don't know, he reeks of those dogs. He must like them.

Oh crap...here comes the human...

I now have an email account of my very own. It is so exciting! Please feel free to write to me! bijoukitty(at)gmail.com Yup, I got a gmail account! Go me. If the invite people ever shows up and you want me to invite you to join gmail, send me where to send the invite and I'll do it!

Well, this is all very interesting. I haven't posted in a while and when I tried to update my website they made me PAY FOR IT! Lousy tripod bastards. I knew they were prejudiced against animals.

Anyway...the human is putting things into cardboard containers. She took Mabel away for a couple of days. I thought I was finally rid of her, but she's back now. I've noticed she no longer has claws either...heh heh heh... She hides from me all day, only comes out when the human is around. It's so much fun to taunt her. Now she's just like me.

Well, I must go eat something, I'm really quite hungry.

I'm having trouble these days getting up on to the sink to drink my water. I think the human has waxed the edge of the bathtub. It's much more slippery than it used to be. When I jump up onto the edge of the tub I most often end up IN the tub rather than on the edge. Then it is just so slippery once I get up there that I can't jump from the tub onto the edge of the sink. This is most annoying. And I'm always thirsty now because the water in the dish is just not worthy of drinking. It's old...not fresh like the water in the sink. And Mabel, she's all spry and mocking. She leaps straight up onto the sink and sits there teasing me. "What's your problem Bijou? Can't Momma's baby get a drink? Does she need the human to pick her up and put her in the sink?"
One of these days I will catch her and tear her ears off and gut her with my back claws....I swear she will not live...

So like the human is not hanging around as much as she used to, and she's not being as touchy-feely as she used to be either. I wonder what's wrong with her?
In the meantime, I've discovered that stuipd tripod is screwing up my blog page by putting a lame-o ad IN THE MIDDLE of my page right over the text.... so that no one can read it... what's up with that? I need my own domain...

I have just found the blog of someone who is being held captive. Unfortunatley for this poor soul, his capture is far worse than mine. Check out the blog of A. Nerf Ball. Compared to him I'm merely a pet.

Wow.. no post in like, forever from me.... The human changed everything on the comptuer now there are passwords to access anything. Doesn't she realize that I need to get online too? Stupid human...
Oh and dig this, the other night, she frickin LOCKED ME IN THE PANTRY! I was trapped in there ALL NIGHT LONG! Stupid human....

I haven't done a whole lot with this (as you can see). My human hasn't been leaving the comptuer on for me and she's done some weird stuff with the computer so that now a billion windows come up as the thing starts up and then the way to get online has changed and it is SO CONFUSING!

But now that I've figured out how to get back online, I'm hoping I can get this going again. Try checking again later!

Well, this is very exciting! Tripod has finally seen fit to decide that I am older than 13. Which is a good thing cuz, I AM! And now I am able to put a link to my blogger page onto my home page. How exciting is that?!? Geeze, if I had known what a HUGE deal this was going to be I'd have never started this...
Anyhoo... now I find that Blogger is having issues but that's OK, not a big deal. I'm just glad I can finally get into my Tripod directory to update my pages. And once I have the time... I will! Yay Me!

Yay! I finally got this crazy thing to work. So now I'm on my way to getting the Journal back in action. Once I get the stuff set up to get into my site so that I can edit my pages. This journal will be visible to all! woo hoo!!

grrr.... none of this seems to be working!!!

Testing again...I hope this works this time... stupid technology, they never make anything easy for a cat.